January 2011
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When you know you're dating a nerd
Girl: Are you sure you can get it in? I'm a virgin.
Boy: It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
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Girl: Look at the *size* of that thing!
Boy: Cut the chatter, Red 2. Accelerate to attack speed.
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Girl: Look, I can't do this anymore I think we're going to have to break up.
Boy: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
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